RESTORE THE ROAR

Posted by A. Isaac on July 28th, 2008 at 7:22 am

lions RESTORE THE ROAR

I haven’t paid attention at all to Lions training camp. In fact, most sports fans in Detroit are probably in the same boat as me.

They’ve killed our spirit for so long that most of us have just given up.

Every once in awhile they show up on our radar.

You know, like a coach driving naked through a Wendy’s or Jon Kitna’s fashion foibles at Halloween.

And now today’s big exciting story is:

Offensive tackle Jeff Backus and defensive end Dewayne White fight twice during practice.

For those of you who pay attention to the Lions, this happens at least once during training camp.

Its usually indicative of a 4-6 win season.

So really, nothing’s changed. You haven’t missed anything.

Go about your day…

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.