
Apparently, Rip’s changed his name to Jebediah and is becoming a devout Amish….
Or Mennonite…
Actually, I always get confused between the two. Which one uses electricity and which one allows their kids when they turn 18 to go out and drink and have sex with everybody they see…
I mean, cause if I were going to convert, I’d probably want to be the latter….


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