Roger Clemens new job

Posted by A. Isaac on March 18th, 2008 at 7:21 pm

Fear not Clemens fans. If Roger can’t pitch this year, you can still see him in action.

As the mascot for Huntsville Stars Rockets

And though this isn’t a great paying job, it still has its perks.

In addition to his $25 per game salary, he would receive meal vouchers redeemable at the concession stands for one hotdog and one soft drink each night, and a 15 percent employee discount at our team’s souvenir store, The Backstop Shop.

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