Yawn… Cristiano Ronaldo and his plastic WAG BarbieĀ® doll are still splashing around together. No one’s naked this time (and by no one, we mean Nereida Gallardo, not Cris).

Now, heyyyy… just for that I am cropping you out of two photos Cristi. No one came here to see your ass anyway.















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