Ryan Leaf steals drugs from player’s apartment, gets a plea deal

You know how I know you’re a druggie Ryan Leaf?

You break into your player’s apartment and steal their Vicodin. Luckily for you, it doesn’t seem like you’ll significant jail time for this if any at all.

Prison time isn’t off the table for the former West Texas A&M University quarterbacks coach and men’s golf coach who is accused of burglary of a habitation, seven counts of obtaining a controlled substance by fraud and one count of delivery of a simulated controlled substance.

Farren said that prosecutors have to balance the terms of a plea deal with the outcome of a trial if the matter went before a Randall County jury.

Leaf has since fled to British Columbia where he can have some semblance of anonymity. That’s code for, “Nobody knows how big of a f*** up I am here because they talk funny and don’t have Tv’s”

See, I’m not stereotyping Canadians here, just British Columbians.

But by far, the best line from this article….

And while Leaf’s punishment remains undetermined, Farren said he won’t be getting special treatment because of his celebrity.

If by celebrity, you mean drugged and washed up former first round pick of the NFL, then yes, he’s an uber celebrity.

{Pro Football Talk}

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