Sean Avery poses nude for skin cancer ad
Douche extraordinaire Sean Avery posed nude for a Marc Jacobs skin cancer ad. Normally, I’m applaud someone who was willing to help the fight against cancer, but in Avery’s case, he’s only doing it because he’s the Kim Kardashian of the NHL. You can interpret that whatever way you want, as in “he’s an attention whore” or he has an “abnormally gigantic a$$”. I prefer to say he gets bent over and drilled by dudes for millions around the world to see.
The shirt features a naked Avery covering his genitalia and the words “protect your largest organ” displayed on it.
The campaign’s goal, as described on the official Facebook page, is to “raise awareness about the deadly skin cancer and benefit melanoma research at the NYU Cancer Institute at NYU Langone Medical Center.”
“Protect the skin you’re in” has also featured celebrities Heidi Klum, Dita Von Teese, and Victoria Beckham.
Ah, how sweet. And now, here’s video of Sean Avery acting like a complete bonehead. Yes, there are several hundred of these on the web. Needless to say, it was difficult to limit it to one.
Sean Avery Naked: Rangers Star Poses Nude For Skin Cancer (PHOTO) [Huffington Post]


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