
You know, what the hell.
I swear in college I lifted like five times a week and never looked like this. Sure, I may have mixed in a 12 beer night with some cocktails but that shouldn’t have hindered me that much.
Right?
And I don’t care that she is tensing every muscle in her body. She looks like Sammy Sosa circa 1998 in this picture.
Maybe they should start roid testing in women’s tennis. I’m guessing Serena and Amelie Mauresmo might show some statistical testosterone anomalies.
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