SERGEI FEDOROV SWINDLED OUT OF 43 MILLION?

Apparently, if you are a sleazy financial manager/advisor, Detroit athletes are your target. It wasn’t too long ago that Rip Hamilton sued his manager Josh Nochimson for 1.4 million….

And now, well, I guess you can say this is a bit bigger…Like 43 million dollars big…

For nearly 20 years, former Red Wing great Sergei Fedorov has victimized opponents with slick skating and a deadly shot.

Now he says he is the victim, swindled out of $43 million by a Grosse Pointe Shores man entrusted to manage his money.

I’m not rich. In fact, if someone swindled me out of 43 bucks, they’d probably get a knuckle sandwich…

So I’m not sure how you get swindled out of 1 millions times that….

I mean, is this like the strip club where you walk in with like a hundred bucks and you walk out with a pair of ripped boxers and an IOU for like 2000 dollars …

I’m not saying that happened to me…it happened to a friend…a very, stupid yet rather handsome fellow named Pisaac…

I know, weird name

Anyways, Sergei, blame yourself…While you were trolling around Detroit with an underage Anna Kournikova on your arm, some dude was using your atm/credit cards right under your nose….

Maybe you should, I don’t know, check your account balances every once in awhile…

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