SERGIO GARCIA IS A WHINY DOUCHE; PICS OF AMY LEPARD CAMPBELL

Posted by A. Isaac on April 13th, 2009 at 2:00 pm

From the “Sergio Garcia is the biggest pansy in Sports history” department comes this video from our friends over at The Legend of Cecilio Guante.

As you can see, Garcia yet again has blamed something else for his poor performance at the Masters. Not too many years ago I believe he blamed the weather and a late start for his loss to Tiger Woods. For what its worth, I think he also blamed Martina Hingis’ coke habit for his inability to perform in the sack, but that’s neither here nor there.

If the guy isn’t the biggest beeyotch in sports, than frankly, I don’t know who is. He’s giving Larry Brown a run for his money…

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By the way, speaking of poor performances at the Masters, how about that Chad Campbell guy?

Dudes in the middle of the fairway during the playoff and plops it straight into the bunker and then misses a 6 foot putt. Good thing for him that his hot wife, Amy Lepard, is there to console him.

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More pics after the jump

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.