Sex for World Series tickets? I’m in
A. Isaac 
A few months back I was desperate to go to the Final Four Championship game….In fact, I was so desperate I considered taking a picture of myself naked, posting it on Craigslist and asking “Who wants some of this” in exchange for a ticket
Shortly thereafter (at least from what they tell me in rehab), I stopped popping Vicodin and Xanax by the truckload.
But Susan Finkelstein of Philadephia, apparently she isn’t off her meds.
According to police, her online ad read: “DESPERATE BLONDE NEEDS WS TIX (Philadelphia) Diehard Phillies fan–gorgeous tall buxom blonde– in desperate need of two World Series Tickets. Price negotiable— I’m the creative type! Maybe we can help each other!”
I hate to sound like a pervert here but Susan aint that bad looking. I mean, I expected some raunchy prostitute with herpes all over her face. I’d hit it for sure…
(What’s that you say? I’m not off my meds yet? Yea, you’re probably right)
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