SHAKIRA MUST REALLY LIKE TENNIS
A. Isaac 
I have a few rules that I try to adhere to in my life…
1. Don’t eat that third donut in the morning.
2. Stay away from female drivers on their cell phone.
3. If you know you are getting a physical from a hot nurse or female doctor, don’t take the whole Viagra pill, a half should do the trick
4. If you ever get a chance to meet Shakira, make sure she shakes her butt for you.
That last one, I say that in the most perverted way possible. Because if you haven’t seen it, you’re missing out
See, this post has nothing to do with Shakira being at the Sony Ericsson Tennis Championship in Key Biscayne, Fla yesterday….and frankly, I’m not sure anyone cares. They may care about that chick with Shakira that looks like Bombs McNeil though…(pic below)
And apparently, Shakira is a fan of Rafael Nadal. I’m betting he’s putting the wood to her. Just listen to this interview where she calls him an “animal”….and then she says later…”on the court I mean”
Sure Shakira….I’m sure thats what you meant
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