August 25, 2011 5:00 pm

Shaq exchanges raunchy texts with former mistress Dominica Westling

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Shaq has done a wonderful job of keeping himself in the news post-retirement. After being hired by TNT as an NBA analyst, Shaq has been accused of tracking his wife’s car with GPS and was sued for allegedly planting child pornography on a former employee’s computer. All the while, he was traipsing around town with his new midget girlfriend, Hoopz.

But this story, published in today’s Miami New Times, well, this one is just juicy (literally and figuratively). It’s a series of emails and text messages Shaq exchanged with former mistress and Swedish model Dominica Westling.

This one’s NSFW so, earmuffs and all that if the kids are around.

Westling: I feel bad we lost contact. Hope you are well. I live in LA now so hit me up if you ever come out there
-dominica

Shaq: O my god were r u can i have u bak i miss u to whts yur number pls baby i want u bak do u love me

Dominica: Yes I wanna see you, you know I can never forget about you. My number is [redacted by us]

[Twenty-three days later, Dominica sends Shaq an email with only the subject line "Muuaaahhh" and a photo that, judging by his reaction, didn't depict a tray of freshly baked cookies.]

Shaq: Where can I cum at when I c u

Dominica: All over me, where do you wanna cum?

Shaq: In u foreva

Dominica: I miss that

To reiterate Deadspin’s point, how exactly does this guy still have a job? Inquiring minds want to know.