SHAQ SEEKS REVENGE, CALLS GREG POPOVICH A COWARD

“The only thing I call cowardly is when you’re up by 10 and do it,” O’Neal told Phoenix radio station KTAR. “That’s a coward move and [Spurs coach Gregg Popovich] knows that and I’ll make them pay for it.”

You know yesterday, I told myself, Isaac, stop being a fat ass. There’s no reason for you to keep eating when you’re not hungry. There’s no reason for you to eat breakfast, a mid-morning snack, lunch, a 2nd lunch, and two dinners.

And after saying that, I promptly met up some friends at B-Dubs and devoured twenty wings in about five minutes.

And I was still hungry and could’ve eaten twenty more

What does this have to do with Shaq seeking revenge?

Well, if Shaq stopped being a fat-ass like myself and actually practiced free throws instead of making that third trip to the buffet, maybe, just maybe this little outrage would carry some significance.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to make a trip to Ponderosa for lunch….

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