Shaq’s new nickname: The Big Spender?

Posted by A. Isaac on January 25th, 2008 at 11:44 pm

We’ve heard crazy stories of athletes flaunting and throwing away money like it grows on trees. I mean, Pacman Jones didnt think much of his money and was making it rain weekly at the local strip club.

But as much as Pacman was making it rain, I’m sure it wasnt to the tune of Shaquille O’Neals $875,015 per month. Yes, you read that correctly, Shaq spends almost 900k a month, or roughly 10 million dollars a year.

At that rate, given Shaq’s current contract, he’ll be filing for bankrutpcy sometime in 2012.

Some of Shaq’s outrageous spending includes over 24k a month on gas and close to 13k on food.

Man, his weight gain makes so much sense now. He probably eats about hundred dollars worth of McDonalds every day and just cruises around South Beath in his Navigator.

I think I speak for everybody when I say, well done Shaq, well done!

Thanks to Tim for the tip

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.