Shaun Rogers gone? Strippers and buffet owners rejoice

Posted by A. Isaac on February 26th, 2008 at 10:02 am

With the announcement of a pending Shaun Roger’s trade with Denver, several local Detroit area businesses are leaping for joy.

Players Den club owner said, “We can now go back to our normal security procedures for the ladies dressing room. No need to keep 4 armed men back there with Shaun not around”

Ponderosa Steakhouse of Dearborn, Michigan which had been Shaun’s go to place after practices is now announcing a month long special on its buffet.

“We will simply have more food in stock with Shaun’s departure. It’s a wonderful day for Ponderosa, Inc.”

Rogers, who has not been seen in months could not be reached for comment. He will leave this lasting image for Detroit Lions fans as all 360 lbs of him barely got into the endzone.

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.