Shaun Rogers gone? Strippers and buffet owners rejoice

A. Isaac Senior Editor


shaunrogers Shaun Rogers gone? Strippers and buffet owners rejoice

With the announcement of a pending Shaun Roger’s trade with Denver, several local Detroit area businesses are leaping for joy.

Players Den club owner said, “We can now go back to our normal security procedures for the ladies dressing room. No need to keep 4 armed men back there with Shaun not around”

Ponderosa Steakhouse of Dearborn, Michigan which had been Shaun’s go to place after practices is now announcing a month long special on its buffet.

“We will simply have more food in stock with Shaun’s departure. It’s a wonderful day for Ponderosa, Inc.”

Rogers, who has not been seen in months could not be reached for comment. He will leave this lasting image for Detroit Lions fans as all 360 lbs of him barely got into the endzone.

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