Shaun Smith allegedly grabs genitals….AGAIN

Stop us if you’ve heard this one before. A defensive tackle for the Kansas City Chiefs was accused of grabbing another players’ genitals during a game. Regretfully, that defensive tackle was Shaun Smith. If you recall, it was Smith who was fingered last week as having done the same thing. This time it was Niners’ right tackle Anthony Davis.

Fingers, grabbing, genitals?—My loins are on fire.

“He tried to feel me,” Davis told Matt Maiocco of CSN Bay Area. “That’s weird, right?” Maiocco confirmed he was referring to a below the belt hit.

I try to refrain quoting former president George Bush on general principle but I feel his statement on the matter is most applicable here.

So Shaun Smith, you’ve been put on notice sir. Rarely do I watch a game closely enough to see the roaming hands of linemen, but since you’ve decided to go Catholic priest on the rest of the league, I guess I have no other choice.

As a Public Service Announcement for the rest of NFL offensive linemen, I highly suggest a chastity belt of some sort.

Shaun Smith faces another accusation of junk-grabbing [PFT]

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