SHAWN KEMP TO PLAY IN ITALY; CONDOM SALES DROP

Posted by A. Isaac on August 18th, 2008 at 6:46 am

ShawnKemp SHAWN KEMP TO PLAY IN ITALY; CONDOM SALES DROP

I can’t imagine the mix of emotions Italians feel as this news hit their airwaves in the last couple of days….

The women, I’m guessing they are all hiding, hoping Shawn doesn’t seek them out….

The restaurants, well, I’m sure they are all stocking up on their essential supplies just in case Shawn decides to turn their establishment into his personal buffet…

But seriously, 38 years old and about 75 pounds past his prime….

I guess this is whats considered a bad investment.

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.