Simona Halep returns to tennis after breast reduction surgery

After having her size 34DD breasts reduced, Simona Halep has finally made her comeback to competitive tennis at the French Open. Halep claimed that her large breasts hindered her ability to move quickly on the court.

It’s the weight that troubles me, my ability to react quickly, my breasts make me uncomfortable when I play. I don’t like them in my everyday life, either. I would have gone for surgery even if I hadn’t been a sportswoman.

Cliches and boob jokes aside, the fact that this woman was successfully able to swing a racket without giving herself a black eye has be considered the greatest sports phenomenon of the last century.

Unfortunately for Halep, her return was not a triumphant one. She lost in straight sets to Australian Samantha Stosur.

She has, however, won back the heart of this blogger with her own rendition of “pin the ball on the panties”.

Simona Halep Breast Reduction Surgery PHOTOS: Tennis Star Back In Action {Huffington Post}
Teenage tennis star Simona Halep demanded new boobs to help her play {Metro.Co.UK}

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