Soccer player sticks pool cue up teammates bum
A. Isaac 
As our friend Jimmy Traina of Hot Clicks so astutely put it, “Headline of the Day. Make that Headline of the Week. No, month. Oh, screw it. Year.” That’s the only way to describe this story from England of a footballer sticking a pool cue up a teammates ass.
We’d all had a few drinks when one of the lads did a moonie. A player picked up a pool cue and it all went wrong from there.”
His Tenby AFC teammate, 29, was arrested in St Clears, Carmarthenshire, but was released without charge.
“It all went wrong from there”. Yea, that’s a good way to portray male sodomy when you’re explaining it to the judge. “You see, your honor, my teammate showed me his bum so I decided to put this 6-foot pool cue in his ass forcibly. Yes, sans lube judge.”
And on that happy note, have a good Easter everyone. May your Easter egg treasure hunt not include sodomy–for the children’s sake of course.
Footballer in hospital after pool cue shoved up backside by teammate [Mirror]
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