Sports Liar Tourney Round 2

Posted by A. Isaac on January 8th, 2008 at 11:01 pm

The votes came fast and furious on Tuesday afternoon and there were some huge upsets. Larry the Liar went down to marathon runner Rosie Ruiz and Mike Vick came back late to defeat Nick Satan.

ROUND 2 BEGINS!

Round 2

(1)Pete Rose

vs.

(4)Roger Clemens

A battle of baseball greats. Pete Rose has the edge with years of experience but Clemens recent escapades on 60 minutes may give him a boost.

(2)Rafael Palmeiro

vs.

(6)Mike Vick

Tough to pick against Raffy here but the hatred for Vick from the dog lovers and PETA reps gave Vick a stunning win over Saban. Should be a good matchup!

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Round 2
(1)Wilt Chamberlain

vs.

(4)Barry Bonds

Which feat was bigger, 100 pts or 20,000 women? Hmmm? It may not matter because Bonds’ ego might be too big to consider the Stilt here.

(3)Marion Jones

vs.

(7)Rosie Ruiz

Look out for Rosie here in this bracket. Her momentum is rivaled only by fellow women Hillary Clinton

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