SPORTS LOSER OF THE DAY: RASHEED WALLACE

Posted by A. Isaac on April 27th, 2009 at 10:30 am

wallace SPORTS LOSER OF THE DAY: RASHEED WALLACE

Rasheed’s stat line from yesterday’s embarrassing game 4

0-7 from the field, 4 fouls, -14

Sheed scored 26 points in this series and pulled down 25 rebounds…

Only two of those rebounds were on the offensive end. In comparison, Sideshow Bob, a man who doesn’t have nearly the talent that Rasheed does pulled down 8.

Rasheed’s defense was beyond atrocious, sporting a -56 for the series. Now granted, the entire team was in the minus category but a player of Sheed’s caliber has the ability at the very least to cancel out his opponents.

But he was regularly owned by the likes of Big Z and Joe Smith

Truly an embarrassing performance by an embarrassing human being.

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