Sports pic of the day

Posted by A. Isaac on December 16th, 2009 at 2:00 pm

The Tiger Woods rumors seemingly update on the hour. From him and Elin moving to Sweden, to Elin hiring a divorce lawyer, to Tiger paying Rachel Uchitel an obscene amount of money to keep quiet.

Most of the rumors are conjured out of thin air and/or baseless speculation. Like this one I’m about to start.

Tiger is banging that chick who’s boarding his yacht. You know he is.

You doubt me? Well, let’s look at the empirical evidence.

1) She’s a woman
2) She has a functioning vagina

And that’s it. From what we’ve been told, that’s all Tiger needs.

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.