Sports pic of the day

Posted by A. Isaac on December 21st, 2009 at 7:20 pm

That Tag watch may be the only luxury Tiger has the next few months if this story from the Enquirer is true…

In a last-ditch effort to save his marriage, a shell-shocked Tiger Woods will check into rehab to seek treatment for his sexual compulsions and prescription drug use, insiders have told The Enquirer exclusively. The disgraced golfing great agreed to get help at an Arizona clinic after spending the Christmas holiday with his family, say sources. The serial cheater’s decision to get therapy is part of a deal struck with his stunning wife Elin to persuade her not to dump him.

“Elin gave Tiger an ultimatum — seek treatment or forget all about winning her back,” revealed an insider. “Rehab is at the top of the list of things he must do. Tiger will be going into rehab in early January to treat his sexual compulsion and his use of the drugs Ambien and Vicodin.”

Although the stories of Tiger seem to vary on an hour basis, this one is by far my favorite. It would be considered one of the greatest progressions of all-time….or is it regression?

Athlete of the decade to philanderer to obsessive compulsive sexual disorder.

That deserves a fist pump.

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