Tennis star Caroline Wozniacki is a favorite here on Guyism. So anytime she shows up in the news, we make it a point to update our readers.
On Twitter last week, Wozniacki showed off this Liverpool jersey for all her fans.
“I just got a Liverpool jersey with Fernando Torres autograph on, specially signed for me!!! I’m so happy. Torres is my favorite player!!!!!!”
Yes, Torres is one lucky bastard. I have no idea who he is, but if I ever see him, I’m going to kick him in the nuts. And personally, we were hoping for more Wozniacki bikini pictures. But I guess this is a good trade off (bangs head against the wall).
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