Sports pic of the day

Posted by A. Isaac on January 6th, 2010 at 12:59 pm

Sir, if you were looking for the most phallic piece of Iowa paraphernalia, trust me, you found it.

But I do congratulate you and your Iowa brethren on the win last night. If Ferentz’ goal was to make Georgia Tech’s offense look nothing more than a Pop Warner squad, he definitely achieved it.

The Yellow Jackets had one of the most potent offenses in the country. Just look at some of these national ranks.

Time of possession-1st
Rushing-2nd
Scoring-11th

But last night, Iowa held them to just 156 total yards and controlled the time of possession. Impressive for a team from a conference that’s considered “slow”.

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.