Sports pic of the day

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Rarely will I discuss religion or belief in God, Buddha, or any other type of higher being.
But this photo has compelled me to appeal to the Almighty One.

Allow me a moment of meditation:

“If there is a God, whomever you may be, please don’t let this become a fashion staple in Women’s tennis.
Please!
We need, NO, I need short tennis skirts and tank tops.
Leotards, leggings, and long sleeve shirts have no business on the courts I tell ya. No damn business!

Thank you. (oh, and if you get a chance, please magically replace my wife with Stacy Keibler)



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