
This relationship between Hayden Panettiere and Wladimir Klitschko is odd on so many levels. And I’m still not sold that Klitschko isn’t carrying her around like some kind of hand puppet. That would be a better explanation than this pseudo “Beauty and the Beast” story they have going on.
Oh yea, by the way, Hayden is sporting like 5 inch high heels in this picture. Without it, she’d maybe come up to Klitschko’s belt….
Uh…wait a second. How did I not notice that before?
Dammit, that’s the reason these two are going out. How convenient!
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