Stephon Marbury about to make debut with Chinese team

Posted by A. Isaac on January 28th, 2010 at 3:39 pm

The story of Stephon Marbury has to be one of the strangest I can recall. In a matter of a few years, he went from NBA Superstar to vaseline eating U-Streamer and
But now, he’s over his emotional breakdowns and is and is ready to resurrect his career…in China

“Ma Bu Li,” as he is now known, launched an unlikely career with the Taiyuan Shanxi Zhongyu Professional Basketball Club, one of the worst teams in the league. He is the biggest NBA star ever to have played professional basketball in China.

Although Marbury hasn’t debuted yet (he sat out the first game), I fully expect him to drop like 50 points a game. Think about it, the best basketball player China has ever produced is Yao Ming and that dude can’t even go a whole season without breaking a foot. He is some kind of God there but probably couldn’t even crack a starting lineup for half the teams in the NBA.

Anyways, I’m secretly pulling for a Marbury breakdown. Because like it or not, a guy eating vaseline and crying on the internet is must-see material.

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.