Stevie Johnson blames God for dropped touchdown

You really gotta hand it to Bills wide receiver Stevie Johnson. Not only did he lose the game for Buffalo, but he probably ruined any chance he had at eternal life in Heaven.

In yesterday’s overtime game with the Steelers, Johnson streaked past the secondary and dropped one of the easiest touchdowns you’ll ever see. Afterwards, he took out his anger on the Lord himself.

I’m actually quite impressed with a few things here. This wasn’t some angry rant as he pulled out his phone after the game–far from it. Johnson loaded up his iPad, opened up his Twitter application and typed out that whole damn thing. You’d think with that much time, Johnson would at least think twice before sending a tweet out to the world (and heaven I might add). But no, apparently he was so steamed he didn’t have time to reconsider.

Hopefully, God shows some compassion on him when Judgement Day rolls around. My theological background is amateurish at best, but I seem to recall the “angry man” corollary, as in, you have a three-hour window to drop expletives on the “Mighty One” without fearing repercussions. After that though, well, be prepared for a lightning bolt up your ass.

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