"Stupid is as Stupid does": The Story of Chris Jessie

Posted by A. Isaac on December 28th, 2007 at 11:19 am

Well, we are all allowed one colossal blunder in our time. For most its a bad one night stand or drinking too much one night.

For Chris Jessie, well, his brain fart was caught on National TV.

Thankfully, it didnt cost Texas anything or he would probably be deported from the Lone Star State.

My buddy worked for MSU football and I swear if he did anything close to this, then Coach Nick Saban wouldve ripped his nuts off, even if he was his stepson. Mack Brown must be a nice guy to keep Jessie around.

Thanks to Awful Announcing for the video

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