Super Bowl Predictions

Guyism was lucky enough to talk to some Celebrities, politicians and athletes this week and let them weigh in with their Big Game Predictions.

Pacman Jones: “So let me get this straight, the strippers are offered with the house? I’m making it rain bitches.”
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Senator John Kerry: “I think the Patriots will win because as you know, I’m a Massachusetts Senator. But I really like the Giants, so I’m changing my mind. Oh wait, as to stay neutral, I’m rooting for a tie.”
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Chiefs RB Larry Johnson: “I dropped 300k on the Giants. What, you dont have that kind of money? Deal crack!”
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Inez Gomez Mont: “Nobody says no to me, not even Tom Brady. Giants in a blowout!”

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Golfer Ian Poulter: “The trouble is I dont rate anyone but the Giants havent played to their true potential yet.”
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Random Arizona Hooker: “After what Osi Umenyora did to me last night, I’m going with the Patriots”
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Hillary Clinton: “Wait, who did Obama choose?”
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Dr. Phil: “Eli has some emotional issues to deal with. His brother Peyton has always been the dominant player in the family. Patriots win!”
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Dana Jacobson: “F&*% the Giants. Tom Brady went to F&*%’in Michigan. Go Pats!”
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Roger Clemens: “Is Tom Brady’s ankle still bothering him? Maybe he needs a pick me up. I know a great trainer.”
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President George Bush: “I love the Super Bowl. I hope my Texas Rangers take the cup. Dont mess with Texas!”
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Britney Spears: “I might be crazy y’all but at least I know the Patriots are going to win.”
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Tony Romo: “Dont Stop Believin the Cowboys will be there next year. I just gotta get rid of that dumb broad”
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Chris Berman: “God Dammit, why are you asking me? You’re so goddamn rude. Jesus Christ, everybody knows the Pats are going to win.”
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Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmedinejad: “It doesnt matter who wins as long as America loses. Death to Israel!”
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Plaxico Burress: “What, like you didnt hear me before? 23-17″

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