Tank top wearing Huskies fan celebrates win like a douchebag

“Hey, what are you wearing to the game today?”
“My black tank.”
“The one that’s five sizes too big?”
“Yep.”
“The one that shows off your nipples?”
“I guess.”
“The one that makes you look like a douchebag frat bro?”
“Stop it.”
“But what if the Huskies win and we rush the field and the ESPN camera pans to you?”
“I don’t know, I guess people will make fun of me.”
Yes, yes we will sir.

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