TATUM BELL GETS CUT AND THEN STEALS RUDI JOHNSON’S BAGS

Posted by A. Isaac on September 2nd, 2008 at 10:43 pm

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When I was in the 8th grade, I got cut from the basketball team. As payback to the kid who made the team over me, I slept with his girlfriend.

As awesome as that was at the time, I wish I would have just pulled a “Tatum Bell”. It would have saved me that burning feeling I still get when I pee.

Pulling a Tatum Bell as defined by the Urban Dictionary:

1. v. Stealing your replacements bags and taking it to a chick’s house that you slept with years before and telling her to hide it.

2. v. Stealing your replacements bags and getting caught on tape doing it.

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.