TEN SPORTS HEADLINES OF THE WEEK

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Thanks to Kenny Perry, I have hope that even though I’m fat and out of shape, I can still bear children who will be hot…

9.

Once a roid head, always a roid head…Make it a point to try and not nail the Hulk’s lady

8.

If you’re going to lose at the Casino, make sure you get banned in the process like AI….oh wait

7.

Its official…golfers wives are the hottest

6.

Wear a cup next time Anderson Varejao

5.

Whatever your opinion is of John Madden, hard to argue his impact on the NFL and in the gaming world

4.

Let’s hope Isiah’s next gig at FIU doesn’t involve sexually harassing these ladies…

3.

Even though I hate the Celtics more than any other franchise, I’m rooting for Danny Ainge to recover

2.

RIP to a Detroit Legend….Mark “The Bird” Fidrych”

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If its at all possible in your lifetime, get this chick to scream out your name

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