Texas Tech coach Mike Leach hates “fat little girlfriends”

I’m not sure I understand calling somebody fat and little. Doesn’t really make sense right?  But hey, I aspire to be as articulate as Mike Leach…

He said his staff had failed to make “our points more compelling than their fat little
girlfriends. Now their fat little girlfriends have some obvious advantages. For one thing, their fat little girlfriends are telling them what they want to hear, which is ‘how great you are’ and ‘how easy its going to be’ and we had a bunch of people who wanted to win the football game but nobody wanted to play the football game.

And that’s not even his whole quote. He goes on to use the “fat little girlfriend” line once more

Incredible.

So either there are some real heifers out in Lubbock or my man Mike Leach is a fatist. That’s right, he hates fat people. He probably taunts the offensive linemen with fried chicken and mash potatoes…..and ice cream….and bacon…

God I love bacon. Yea, I’m fat too….So what?

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