
1. DON’T cheat with a girl who is a pseudo celebrity and wants to parlay this into something better
2. DON’T let said chick check into the same hotel as you in a foreign country
3. DON’T let your wife beat you to a bloody pulp
4. DON’T drive your car while your wife wields a golf club wildly in the air and smashes your back window
5. DON’T invent some cockamamie accident story that isn’t even halfway believable
6. DO let people think those facial wounds were suffered in the accident
7. DO hide from the cops
8. DO buy your wife a “Kobe special”
9. DO beg your smokin hot wife to stay even though you’re a moron
and if all that fails….
10. DO make sure you have a prenup









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