The 10 Do’s and Don’ts of the Tiger Woods love triangle saga

Posted by A. Isaac on November 30th, 2009 at 10:30 am

1. DON’T cheat with a girl who is a pseudo celebrity and wants to parlay this into something better

2. DON’T let said chick check into the same hotel as you in a foreign country

3. DON’T let your wife beat you to a bloody pulp

4. DON’T drive your car while your wife wields a golf club wildly in the air and smashes your back window

5. DON’T invent some cockamamie accident story that isn’t even halfway believable

6. DO let people think those facial wounds were suffered in the accident

7. DO hide from the cops

8. DO buy your wife a “Kobe special”

9. DO beg your smokin hot wife to stay even though you’re a moron

and if all that fails….

10. DO make sure you have a prenup

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.