The 12 worst Drew Brees baby name suggestions
A. Isaac 
Drew Brees is welcoming another child into the world. Rather than going with a generic name, he’s decided to look for something uncommon. And naturally, he took to his Twitter account for baby name suggestions.
Fans around the world have responded with ideas of their own. Needless to say, some were more than a bit odd.
Here are the 12 worst ones we could find…
Bartimaeus: We’re pretty sure this suggestion was brought to you by TwoTon’s work in the meth Lab
Bay: Bay Brees? Sounds like a flavor for Bartles and James wine coolers
Bayou: Another New Orleans option Drew? Gumbo Brees–just rolls off the tongue
Beauregard: Hand the kid a beret while you’re at it
Behemoth: You’ve essentially turned your unborn son into a tub of lard before he even takes a breath
Bipin: Are you a hobbit from the Shire?
Bishop: His fate in the Vatican is sealed
Blaise: His theme song? Afroman’s “Because I got high”
Bodhi: Destined for a life as a surfer/bank robber
Breezy: Only because “Blustery” has one too many syllables
Brew: Your 6-year old is probably popping a cold one as you Tweet
Bunny: Just make sure not to spank the kid. Otherwise, PETA will be all over you
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