THE 7 BEST EXILE LOCATIONS FOR SAGE ROSENFELS

A. Isaac Senior Editor

By now, you’ve seen the disastrous end to the Houston-Indianapolis game. Sage Rosenfels did everything in his power to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

And I’m sure after the game, he just wanted to crawl under a rock. But maybe, just maybe, that’s not enough.

So Guyism decided to give Sage some tips on where he can go for exile

Tora Bora

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Hell, the U.S. Government can’t find even the most notorious terrorist in the world there. Safe a place as any for Sage.

Wherever Steve Bartman resides

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The man has not been seen since that fateful autumn day in 2003. He either lives in a bubble or is using Tara Reid’s Plastic Surgeon.

Bison Dele’s Boat

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I fully believe that not only is Bison Dele alive and well but he’s also living under the assumed name “Brian Williams”

Detroit

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Trust me, there hasn’t been a quarterback sighting here for 30 plus years. Its become a myth on the scale of Big Foot.

A-Rod’s Playoff Memorabilia Room

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Still awaiting its first piece of history. Although, A-Rod’s crap-filled draws are likely first ballot editions.

Shady Canyon Irvine, California

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The home of Mark McGwire who has not been seen in public in a full decade. He’s like the J.D. Salinger of baseball players.

Al Davis’ personal psychiatrists office

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Al hasn’t been in to see his psychiatrist since the Carter Adminstration. As you can probably tell, he’s a little behind on his meds.

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