THE GIRLS OF BEVERLY HILLS 90210
A. Isaac With news that 90210 is making a bit of a comeback, I thought it was time to look back and reminisce about the hotness or lack of hotness from some of the actresses on the show.
12. Gabrielle Carteris-Andrea Zuckerman
Man, what the F happened to her? I would have never called her hot on the show but she was at least pleasant to look at. She’s let herself deteriorate.
11. Christine Elise-Emily Valentine
She parlayed her gig on 90210 to get a spot on ER for awhile. She should have been one of those girls who magically appeared on Playboy one month. It would have jumpstarted her career.
10. Hillary Swank-Carly Reynolds
She only partly looks like a horse right? No, I’d say she its more of a cross between Barbaro and Dana Jacobson.
9. Dina Meyer-Lucinda Nicholson
Come on, when she was on the show, she was a hittable milf. And though she still looks pretty darn good, she is closing in on GILF territory.
8. Tori Spelling-Donna Martin
The only reason she was on the show was because of her daddy. She’s not even hot. Even after that fake boob job she pulled.
7. Lindsay Price-Janet Sosna
I don’t even remember this chick being on the show. A damn shame to because they did her a great disservice by not putting her on more than that ugly beeyatch Donna.
6. Shannen Doherty-Brenda Walsh
She was one of those people in Hollywood that go crazy for awhile and then realize, wait, I’m not getting jobs anymore. I fully expect her to resurrect her career in the porn industry.
5. Kathleen Robertson-Clare Arnold
Remember when she was that huge boobed chick in Scary Movie 2. Thats the kind of stuff I’m talking about. Making something out of yourself.
4. Jennie Garth-Kelly Taylor
I always just wished they turned Kelly into a stripper on the show. Everybody knows that she was easy. Hell, every single actor on that show was hitting that.
3. Rebecca Gayheart-Toni Marchette
Easily the biggest mistake of the 90210 era was not keeping this chick on. A hell of an impression she made on a young Isaac in only 8 episodes.
2. Tiffani-Amber Thiessen-Valerie Malone
I admit, I’m a bit biased when it comes to her. She stole my heart as Kelly Kapowski and I haven’t been the same since.
1. Vanessa Marcil-Gina Kincaid
There are only a handful of chicks in the world that I think are hotter than Vanessa Marcil. And thankfully, none of them were on this show.
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