THE GREATEST SIGNING IN TIGER HISTORY

Posted by A. Isaac on December 19th, 2008 at 6:59 am

No folks, I’m not talking about Pudge Rodriguez who ushered in a new era in Detroit.

No folks, I’m not talking about Magglio Ordonez who certainly put Detroit over the top.

I am talking about a man with a career .238 average. I’m talking about a man with no power the behind the plate. I’m talking of course about the signing of backup catcher Matt Treanor.

And while Treanor literally possesses no unique skills, his better half might have one of the most unique physiques ever.

The beautiful and bootylicious Misty May-Treanor.

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See, in Detroit we are in down economic times. There isn’t much to be happy about these days. So when a WAG of Misty May’s quality comes rolling into town, well hell, there should be a damn ticker tape parade.

If the powers that be in Detroit are smart (which they’re not), they will market the crap out of this. In fact, I can see it now, the very first indoor beach volleyball tournament at Ford Field.

Gotta be more exciting than the Lions right?

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.