The Greatest Sports Liar Tournament: Final Four

Posted by A. Isaac on January 14th, 2008 at 9:40 am

#1 seed Pete Rose has cruised through the first two rounds winning convincingly over fake police officer Olden Polynice and soon to be found liar Roger Clemens. He faces Rafael “Ill point my finger at Congress” Palmeiro who defeated Mike Vick and Justin Gaitlin. You know their stories, no need to recap. Just vote!

Rosie Ruiz has made waves this tournament defeating heavily favored Larry the Liar Brown in the first round and barely edging recently sentenced Marion Jones in the second round. Meanwhile, Barry Bonds felt slighted at such a crappy seed and has demolished the competition. Bonds looks like a prohibitive favorite here but stranger things have happened.

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