The lighter side of the Steroid Report

1. Steroids doesnt work for everybody. Thank you for proving that Nook Logan.

2. Kirk Radomski is our generation’s Deep Throat(that’s what she said)

3. How uncomfortable is this setting:

Clemens: Hey, I need my shot.

McNamee: Ok, pull your pants down so I can stick it in your butt.

4. The next reality show setting should take place in the Mets clubhouse.

5. How is Lenny Dykstra still alive? Considering all the injuries, the drunken car crash, the tobacco chewing, and now the steroids, its a wonder this guy isnt 6 feet under

6. The funniest part of the report(page d-9),Matt Herges writes a check to Kirk Radomski and in the memo line he writes:

“Thanks!”

7. Less than a week ago, the Brewers signed Eric Gagne to a 10 million dollar deal

8. Dodgers officials tried to trade Paul Lo Duca and even said in their internal memos: “If you do trade him, will get back on the stuff and try to show you he can have a good year”. Hey, at least they’re honest.

9. Is there a drug testing policy at ESPN? Michael Irvin, Fernando Vina?

10. Nothing says “random” and “suprise” testing better than giving teams a 24 hour advance notice.

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