The Lingerie Football League is coming to a children’s playground near you

A. Isaac Senior Editor

Just when you thought Chris Hansen’s day of “How to Catch a Predator” were over comes this story of the Lingerie Football League coming to a playground near you.

Earlier this week, Michael Jackson’s 13-year old daughter, Paris, was asked to be the spokesperson of a youth league sponsored by the LFL. There weren’t many details offered except a brief statement from Commissioner Mitchell Mortaza on lflus.com.

“Obviously the improvement of our game is directly tied into the development of the future LFL athlete. What excites us at the league is seeing the caliber of athletes improve so vastly each season, now imagine in five years when we start fielding athletes that have trained their entire life for the opportunity to play LFL Football.”

Ambiguous? Yes. Creepy? Certainly. That said, it’s nowhere near as creepy as this news report from King-TV 5 in Seattle who had the audacity to splice clips from half-nude woman in a LFL game with little girls at a gymnastics center.

That’s one small step for perverts, one giant leap for pedophiles.

Lingerie Football League wants to start a youth league [King 5] via [Fark]

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