THE LIONS WANT YOU TO COME TO THEIR TOWN HALL MEETING

Posted by A. Isaac on January 18th, 2009 at 11:21 pm

townhallmeeting 1 THE LIONS WANT YOU TO COME TO THEIR TOWN HALL MEETING

Come one, come all!

You want a say in your Detroit Lions? Are you sick of them being 0-16? Are you ready for your voice to be heard?

Well, now is your chance.

The Detroit Lions marketing wizards in a lame attempt to try and sell those season ticket packages that everybody bailed on in the last couple of years are using a “Town Hall Meeting” to swoon the fans once again.

And Guyism was lucky to get its hand on a copy of the invitation

And you know what?

It’ll work. Lions fans are boobs. They’ll get suckered in like they got suckered in with new coach Jim Schwartz.

It’s a never-ending cycle.

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.