THE LIONS WERE OVERCONFIDENT?

Every morning, I wake up early to peruse our terrible local papers.

And every once in awhile, something catches my eye.

Like today, it said the Lions were overconfident going into Sunday’s game.

(Brace yourself for a rant.)

HOW THE HELL CAN YOU BE OVERCONFIDENT WHEN YOU ARE COMING OFF A 7-9 SEASON?

HOW THE HELL CAN YOU BE OVERCONFIDENT WHEN YOU HAVEN’T MADE THE PLAYOFFS THIS MILLENIUM?

HOW THE HELL CAN YOU BE OVERCONFIDENT WHEN YOU’VE 31 GAMES IN 7 YEARS?

Honestly, am I taking crazy pills or something? If I sucked that bad for that long, I would go into every game thinking the worse. I would go into every game thinking that at best, I’m lucky to have a job on the worst team in the league.

“I hope this loss humbled this locker room,” Raiola, the starting center and a captain, said Monday. “I think we maybe got ahead of ourselves too early, too fast.”

Hey, earth to Dom, you’re a fat f*ck who has been here since the beginning of the Matt Millen era.

Not only are you delusional but you’re f**ckin stupid.

I hope that your Lions get raped by the Packers on Sunday. I hope that Aaron Rodgers has a career day and make Packers fans forget Brett Favre

And then I hope the fans get so fed up that they storm the field and just starting beating up on players.

And not just throw beers and stuff. I’m talking an all out ass whooping. Dudes pulling out seats and beating players over the head with it. Parents using their children as tomahawks to take out several players at once.

And then I hope, somebody makes it up the owners suite and pulls Matt Millen by his ridiculous beard and tosses him 30 stories onto the field

That’d make my day

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