The Miami Heat will not go undefeated this year

Posted by A. Isaac on October 27th, 2010 at 10:20 am

Regular season predictions for the Miami Heat ranged from 70+ wins to the greatest team ever to grace a basketball court. With future Hall of Famer’s LeBron James and Dwyane Wade, the sky was literally the limit.

But the sky came crashing down, albeit, for just one night against the Celtics. The Heat were barely competitive in the first half trailing by as much as 19 points. Their nine points in the 1st quarter were the fewest they had scored since March 15, 2009. The dreadful shooting wasn’t a result of newcomer LeBron James but rather team captain Dwyane Wade who was 4-16 from the field.

Wade offered the fans this nugget of knowledge after the game:

“This is one of 82, sorry if everyone thought we were going to go 82-0. It just ain’t happening”

Well, at least he’s realistic.

Speaking of realism, who knew Shaq could still run a fast break. Get out of that man’s way

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.