The Miguel Cabrera mugshot produces hilarious newspaper headline

A. Isaac Senior Editor

By now, you’ve seen the mugshot of Miguel Cabrera’s arrest after an alleged drunken driving incident in Florida. Cabrera, who has had problems in the past with alcohol, was reported to have been sober since a situation in 2009 with Birmingham police. But this recent flare-up suggests that his problems may have been ongoing for quite some time.

That information aside, Cabrera looked somewhat upbeat during his arrest, despite what the official police report had to say. The Detroit Free Press on the other hand wanted you to know that Miggy is feeling a little down and out about the whole incident. And they promptly put that headline underneath a smiling and joyful Cabrera.

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Hey, at least Cabrera looks like a friendly drunk. Not one of those mean SOB’s that tries to fight fat teenagers at restaurants or anything. Wait, oops.

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