The most exciting soccer highlight you’ll ever see

Posted by A. Isaac on November 6th, 2009 at 9:58 am

Unlike most Americans, I rather enjoy watching soccer. I think its awesome when a guy fakes an injury, stays down for 10 minutes and they came out with the magic spray and he’s back in scoring goals.

But I can assure you that you’ll enjoy this highlight reel much more. It involves mud wrestling, hot chicks, hair pulling, tripping, and punching…

Ok, everything except the mud wrestling and hot chicks applies here.

Oh, and #15 for New Mexico, some chick named Elizabeth Lambert, might be the dirtiest player in the history of the sport. She’s got a career as a WWE diva. Vince McMahon’s already made the call

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.