The NFL Wonderlic Test

1. Is “Making it rain” a

a)phrase b)sentence c)preposition

2. If there are 4 strippers and 20 players on a boat in Lake Minnetonka and each player is allowed five minutes with a stripper, how much time total will the strippers charge for?

3. You are making 4 million dollars a year and you have 9 separate child support payments per month at a rate of $400. Assuming you don’t want to borrow the money from your team, how much do you owe per month?

4. Assume the first two statements are true, Is the final one

a)true b)false c)not certain

You get drafted and play for the Cincinnati Bengals. Some players for the Bengals are felons. You will commit a felony.

5. Which one of the following images is most different from the others?

a)Elizabeth Hasselbeck b)Jessica Simpson c)Lisa Lampanelli d)Carmela Garcia

6. You are going to the strip club and you have $80,000 in one dollar bills and you have four bags. Assuming you want to split in evenly, how much is in each bag?

7. Condom/Rubber

Do these words

a)have similar meanings b)have contradictory meanings c)mean neither the same nor opposite?

8. Keeping a machete under your bed is a

a)good idea b)bad idea c)uncertain

9. You are drunk and crash your Lamborghini on the highway. The nearest police station is 5 miles away and the police are traveling at a rate of 75mph. How long should you wait before you run away from the scene of the crash?

10. Choose the smallest number from the following group

a)4.4 b)69 c).10

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