THE ODDS WILT SLEPT WITH YOUR MOM

Every so often in the blogosphere, you run into a website that makes you spit out your morning coffee. Most of the time they are niche type websites. Fellow blogger MacG hit on this on his blog last week.

Hot Chicks with Douchebags, Sorry I missed your Party, Straight Cash Homies, and so on and so forth.

Which brings us to a blog I stumbled upon a few days ago.

http://ymswwc.com/

And if you are confused and you have no idea what YMSWWC stands for its:

YOUR MOTHER SLEPT WITH WILT CHAMBERLAIN

Inspired by this website, I decided to ponder something important….

What are the chances somebody’s mom actually has slept with Wilt? What are the chances someone’s mom is part of the sacred 20 thousand?

I decided to crunch some numbers….

During Wilt’s heyday of the 60s, there was approximately 180-200 million people living in the US. About half being women

I made the assumption that the Big Dipper never slept with anyone under 18(God, let’s hope not) or over 50(I don’t see Wilt nailing GILFs).

That gives us a roundabout number of 70 Million Females.

And technically that would give you a rough estimate of Wilt sleeping with 1/3500 women in the US.

But frankly, that just didn’t seem right. There were different factors into play, different variables to consider. So armed to the teeth with research and information, I created this very important and scientific document called:

Question 1:(1 point)

Was my Mom born between 1910-1955?

(If yes, please move on to Question 2. If no, disregard this survey, your mom more than likely is not part of the sacred 20k.)

Question 2:(2 points)

Was my Mom a hippy?(i.e. did she go to Woodstock, experiment with drugs)

Question 3 (3 points)

Did my Mom have some junk in the trunk?

Question 4:(5 points)

Was my Mom a hussy?(did she go to the drive-in often, did your grandpa have to fight away would be suitors)

Question 5:(5 points)

Do I look nothing like my Dad?

Question 6: (5 points)

Am I at least 6’3″?

Question 7: (7 points)

Do I have unique basketball and volleyball skills?

Question 8: (7 points)

Was my Mom a basketball fan?

Question 9:(10 pts)

Did my Mom live in Philadelphia or LA during the 60s?(Wilt’s hometowns)

Question 10:(20 pts)

Has my Mom ever met Wilt Chamberlain?

Please add up your score and use the Calculator below to find out about your Mom

Scoring Calculator:

Perfect Score 65: Not only did your Mom get on Wilt several times, but you are more than likely their love child
55-64: Its time to sit down and get some answers from your parents
35-55: I wouldn’t call your mom a hoe, but if we were playing P-I-G, she would have H-O
20-34: Your Mom may have not slept with Wilt but she probably got around with most of your Dad’s friends
1-19: Eh, your Mom probably hiked up her knickers once or twice, nothing too serious

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